Tuesday, January 13, 2009

From the Archives (2009): 3D physics and Jordan/Shaq

Trophy Time:  Williams/Williams win Ladies doubles!


   I have been reading about physics lately so I feel inspired to inform.  (Though it may seem Nadal & Federer can warp space/time, translational symmetry ensures that the laws of physics do apply.)  The camera angle used for most tennis (above and behind one baseline, namely the one that spells [M[E[L[B|O]U]R]N]E] ) compresses the depth of the court.  It "foreshortens" the court giving the effect to us TV viewers that the balls are actually moving more slowly (ie. covering less distance in the same amount of time).  My point being, these guys are hitting balls significantly faster than it appears.  (Well described by DFW... "RFed as Religious Experience".)  This is part of the reason early round matches played on the outer courts and filmed with eye-level cameras are fun to see.  Whew!  Fast serves and returns.
  I'm not going to get into the physics of "hawk-eye" or "x-mo" unless we get stuck in some rain/heat delays...  I think we have all mastered the C → F translation by now.  40°C = Hot.  50°C = RF HOT!

   Mere moments away from Rafa/Nando...  the Spaniards on nickname bases.  Well, these guys were not ready to play, they are playing a waiting game...  ¡Vamos!  They don't realize it is 11pm Hawaiian.

  Roddick.  Let's be clear, he was completely outclassed by Federer.  Federer broke him down and sent a message in Andy's second service game.  After that it was never in doubt.  Even though Andy did not play his absolute best tennis, it would not have mattered in the final result (he could have taken a set at most). 

Here is my take on Federer/Nadal.  This is a Jordan/Shaq matchup.
   Federer is clutch.  His record in majors at every stage is amazing.  His winning percentage in Semis and Finals is unbelievable.  And in non-majors his record in Finals is similarly insane.  I attribute this to flow.  Roger plays his game under control.  When the matches get bigger, he has an ability to focus more and play better.  Most of even the top pros exert and work at such a high energy level that they cannot relax or raise their game with Roger.  They are not under control in the same way.  I think it is more difficult for his competitors to find flow for that reason.  They can't reach that state of relaxation and top play simultaneously.  It as if Roger speeds up time for his opponent, while slowing down himself.  When you saw Jordan at his prime he had an economy of motion that really wasn't matched by anyone during his championship runs.  Federer has this same quality.
   Nadal.  I'm not entirely sure about Nadal.  Due to his (relatively) poor results in hardcourt majors, I have not seen him play nearly as much as Federer (French Open matches are visually displeasing).  I'm not sure if he gets to the same level as Federer in the control/flow department.  Nadal has advantages with his power and spin.  He is able to hit extremely powerfully yet consistently.  My impression is that his game is so big it can build in a margin for error.  When Federer is "on" his margin for error is small, but he doesn't make errors!  Meanwhile, Nadal is just punishing in his approach.  He can hit high over the net and deep into the court without aiming for lines.  He is like Shaq.  Shaq doesn't have to be "on" to have a big night.  Jordan in a sense has to be "on" to take over the big games [I'll have to watch more of Nadal.  What I'll be watching for tonight (and against Fed) is his return of service.] 

Sunday, January 13, 2008

From the Archives (2008): Contorted Metaphor edition

Happy (belated) Australia Day!  Did anyone take off yesterday in observance (the first Monday after January 26th)?

Caballeros:
        When they said that the Djokovic family owns a Pizzeria and Pancake House in the ski mountains of Serbia, was anyone else thinking, "Mmm… Pancakes!"  That gave Nole the early advantage in my mind.  But JW's father Didier had a mean right hook, which sort of evened things out.  How funny was it that a hoard of French fans were sitting/standing/chanting "Ali" right behind the Djokovic family box?
        In the end the match turned out like the movie (There Will Be Blood).  Full of promise and it kept you on the edge of your seat, but it wasn't executed perfectly.  Djokovic was Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis): A competitor, you will agree.  Angry at the world, or at least the crowd that was against him.  Don't tell Nole how many times he can bounce the ball, and don't tell him how to raise his family!  Tsonga was the messiah for the 3rd Revelation [aka. Eli Sunday (played by Paul Dano)], followed by true believers, and the believers grew after the first amazing set.  What a performance!, even Plainview could appreciate.  But as the sets wore on God forsook Tsonga (or was he never chosen in the first place?), he didn't warn about Djokovic's forehand…  The 4th set tie-break set the stage for drama, but it was one-sided in favor of the Serb.  Final rating: 3.5 stars for both. 

*Correction from yesterday's blog: I erroneously said Tsonga was the first tennis player I've seen who could play pro football.  I should have said first male tennis player...  I apologize to Serena Williams.

Damas:
        I respect Sharapova for preparing her speech ahead of time.  That is exactly her style.  And these speeches are always so "gracious" and "eloquent", give me a break.  Let's play some serious tennis, kiss the trophy, and leave the speeches for Dick Enberg (those are inadvertently hilarious).  I'm just going by an article I read because when she was talking about text messages from Billy Jean King and started into the whole "If someone had told me…", I just turned off the TV.  (So much for my dedication to the blogging audience, right.)
        As expected Maria played well and won in straight sets (the entire tournament in straight sets).  She had a great tournament.  Up there with her amazing Wimbledon 2004.  This win showed her game in top form and under control.  Wimbledon '04 was more a case of her playing out of her mind for two weeks.  And my prediction also came true, the Serb to first break through was Djokovic, not Ivanovic (or Jankovic).  I wish there was more to say, but…


Catch you blokes and sheilas later.